Just so I can get this off my hard drive and onto someone else's, and because it's funny as hell, I'm posting a conversation I had with a good friend of mine many years ago:

me
what's up homey g dog skillet?
friend
chillin like a villian yo bout to go get so fresh and so clean cause i got sum of that X and my hoe is cumin over
me
*throws up da apc gang sign* dat's kewl, yo... how was da green makin dis fine day?
friend
pretty whack yo, i was str8 bout to drop out till lunch time then i took a nizzzappp and felt like 100 bucks rest of the day was slower than momma's drivin on the freeway B-)
me
damn yo.. sounds like a dog day in da hizzouse... any hot momma's on da way home?
friend
ya i got my hoe from a different area code on her way over, we gonna do a lil somethin somethin u na mean?
me
bling bling... betta make sho yo crib ain't throwed or nuffin... dose hoes dig a clean dude
friend
u no i keep my shit locked down 24/7 yo
me
alright, that shits hard to keep up
friend
lol
me
gotta wonder how dey do it all da time
friend
that was good
me
lol
friend
imma save this
me
no shit i was thinkin the same thing show it to a brutha, see how good we were
friend
lol oh boy